- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Dead girls can't say no.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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