A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I had a submarine.... once

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womens rights

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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