- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's just not right? Left

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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