- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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