Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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like most people my age. im 27

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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