Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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