Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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