What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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