Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what this: b a dead one of these: p

thumb_up thumb_down -4

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Im taking a shit right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

thumb_up thumb_down -4

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

who is really lanky? james cornish

thumb_up thumb_down -4

autistic kids rock

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops