- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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