- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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