- Anti Joke

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.