This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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