Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What is life? Paul.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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