- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Your girlfriend.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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