- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Apple hates Blackberry.

You having friends.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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