Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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I am dyslexic

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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