What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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