- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.