- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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