- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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