why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Faithful men.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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