- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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