What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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