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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Psychics.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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