what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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