a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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