roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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haha

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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