There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

9/11

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

hi michael

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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