Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

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