- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What page are you on The gay page.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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