- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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