- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why? Why not?

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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