Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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jews

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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