a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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the WNBA.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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