Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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