- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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