A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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