- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

batman farted so hes retarded

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