- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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