What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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HEY!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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