- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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