so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Badabing.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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