- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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what came first the chicken or the chips

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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