your so fat. your fat!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

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