A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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okay so theres this guy.

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