- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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