- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

12 niqqa 12.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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