Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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