What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

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