Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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