- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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