- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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