- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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