It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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