- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say to his doctor?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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