- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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