- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

the sky is green no it is not

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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