2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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