- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

PENIS that is all

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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