What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Ebola

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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