kieran is a homosexual

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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