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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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