- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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