A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

I? Everett

Yes

a man makes a bad joke

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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