why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why are they the "living" daylights?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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