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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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