Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

are you saying pam, or pan?

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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