- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Your mom went to college

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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