What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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