- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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