- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's your blood type? Red.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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