Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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AIDS

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Grace Ackerson

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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