whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

poo

SHUT UP JP

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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