- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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