- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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