- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Women.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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