- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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