what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Maths.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Dumb

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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