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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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