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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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