- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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