- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

roses are red poo is poo

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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