What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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