Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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