Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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time to spruce up!

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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