- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Robin, get in the car!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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