- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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