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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

The FCC

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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