- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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