A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Whats two plus two Four!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

I had a submarine.... once

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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