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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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