What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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