Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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