Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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