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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

yolo your orange looks orange

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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