- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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