What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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