Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Robin, get in the car!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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your so fat. your fat!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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