- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A russian gives away vodka.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

your no better than a cockroach

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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