What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Anti Joke

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