- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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