How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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PENIS that is all

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

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