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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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