did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

A pope meets another one

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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