What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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PENIS that is all

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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