Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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