- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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