- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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