- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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