What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

black chicken. kfc

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats brown and sticky? Doody

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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