What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's funny? Women's rights.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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