- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

if got a joke if fogot it

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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