- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Pain Olympics.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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