Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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