What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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One, two, three, four and five

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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