- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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