What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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