- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

i have yougurt mit traktor

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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