- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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