what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

read this sentence again.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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