what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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