- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Women.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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