What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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