Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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