- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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