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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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