- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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