Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Obama = ebola

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

speak now or forever hold your pee

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Phew... it's gone.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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