- Anti Joke

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

you will like this because i am black.