- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Obama = ebola

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

knock knock i have diarrhea

Phew... it's gone.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

speak now or forever hold your pee

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