Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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