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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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