How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Sarah Palin.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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