What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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