whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.