Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Grace Ackerson

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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