- Anti Joke

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.