- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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