- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

XD Jackass.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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