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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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