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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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