Poop

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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