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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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