- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Your mother is so fat.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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