- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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