- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Poop

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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