- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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