How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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