- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your big dick.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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