- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

kennah campion when she talks

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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