- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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