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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

a blind man walks into a wall

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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