- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

I am a mime

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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