- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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