whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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