- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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