Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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