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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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