Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why? Why not?

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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