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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

a blind man walks into a wall

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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